Everyone: We’ve got this great calendar which so many people in different nations use consistently that allows us to talk about target dates and everyone knows what we mean.

Corporate planners: F̛̖̬̘̞̟̯̝̻̊̽͊͗i̸̡̤̲͕̮̳̓̂͑̎͌̚͢n̸̠̭̬̤̜̑́̉͊̎͜͞ậ̛͖̞̭̫̹̿̇̕͟ͅn͍͔̬̳̤͎͖̣̭̎̔̈́̈͂̿́̽̀c̴̭͍̺̯͚̫̑͑̂͗̋͢i̢̧̛͙̣͎̱͔̞̜͂̏̈̿̕á̸̭̰̠͖̲͍̹̲̖̐̏̿̍̃͝l̨̡͈̫͙̝̦͔̈̄̑̉̌͋̒̇̚ q̴̨̡̯̟͓̜͉̪̤̤̊̋͗͑͒̆̈́̋͞u̧̖͓̦̝̪̓͂̇̈̔́̈́a̸̟̻̥͚͎̘̪̳͈͆̐͑́́̊̊r̺͚͉̹̺̹̈́̿̾́͛ť̫̳̤̳̝̮̓̀̽͑̄͟͠͡ͅe̸̹̪͈̯̳͈̍̀͋͌̅̒͛͢ṙ̨̢̧̮̖͙̦̤̊̄̿͂͜͠ș̨̰̤̩̩͔͒͂̆̋̈͌̚͞!̷̨̛̟̖͔̯̮̜̜̀͗̐͊ͅ!̪̺̙̫͍̬̮̘͂͗̋̃̈͗̆͂́̓!̨̡͖̜͓̣̇̃͒̽̈́̎̚͞