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I don’t mind so much the neighbours having loud music at their parties. I don’t even kind that it’s is karaoke.
Just….can it at least be music released this millennium?
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2020 can keep my name out of its thin mouth.
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Imagine my disappointment.
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The others are asleep in post-xmas lunch torpor. 39 minutes till Advent of Code 2020 finishes.
It is with no small shame that I admit I cheesed Day 20 just like @lizthegrey. Still fiddling with trying to get the tiles together, even now.
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I hadn’t seen it and now I can’t unsee it.
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me:
Three dimension Game of Life….umm…ok. 15 minutes later
me: 100+ people have already solved this? ffs!!!!
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When your friends suggest “the cafe for negative people” as a place you might like to visit.
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I did a speaker intro at a virtual conference yesterday while being attacked by a fly, and it occurs that being the control tower to a fly’s Maverick while being broadcast is the most Australian thing I have ever done.
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You had a problem with your infra and you decided to solve it with Kubernetes. Now you have 3 + φi problems.
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This will be A+ content. twitter.com/lizthegre…
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Startup advice: don’t hire that guy before talking to an employment lawyer about the legal liability he exposes you to.
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Wanted: A piece of art, based on the album cover most associated with Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas, except it is Cthulhu dressed as Santa Claus and looking coquettish.
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Very pretty painter dude came around today to give me a quote on steeping the interiors, and now tWM is Jessica Jonesing him on Facebook because she is T H I R S T Y.
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me, year 2000: “omg, this cube farm is a dystopian nightmare, I hate it.” me, year 2019: “Well…OTOH, so much privacy and quiet.” me, year 2000: “Yeah, nah, it really is horrible. Hang on a moment, my dog wants a pat.”
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“not here to fuck spiders.”
The only review I needed of the M1 MacBooks.
(via The Sizzle by twitter.com/decryptio…)
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More and more I find the season finales of Dollhouse very prescient.
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If anyone was keeping count of the ways in which D and I are different, she asked to not be judged after licking egg off her phone screen.
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Oh Bundy….never change.
Oh wait, you almost never do and only reluctantly and in half measures. Half the reason I left.
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I say the level of water is just more evidence of the ongoing failure of humanity to be able to organise to meet a common goal and that we should tear everything down, throw the glass against the wall, guillotine the rich and start over afresh.
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Everyone: We’ve got this great calendar which so many people in different nations use consistently that allows us to talk about target dates and everyone knows what we mean.
Corporate planners: F̛̖̬̘̞̟̯̝̻̊̽͊͗i̸̡̤̲͕̮̳̓̂͑̎͌̚͢n̸̠̭̬̤̜̑́̉͊̎͜͞ậ̛͖̞̭̫̹̿̇̕͟ͅn͍͔̬̳̤͎͖̣̭̎̔̈́̈͂̿́̽̀c̴̭͍̺̯͚̫̑͑̂͗̋͢i̢̧̛͙̣͎̱͔̞̜͂̏̈̿̕á̸̭̰̠͖̲͍̹̲̖̐̏̿̍̃͝l̨̡͈̫͙̝̦͔̈̄̑̉̌͋̒̇̚ q̴̨̡̯̟͓̜͉̪̤̤̊̋͗͑͒̆̈́̋͞u̧̖͓̦̝̪̓͂̇̈̔́̈́a̸̟̻̥͚͎̘̪̳͈͆̐͑́́̊̊r̺͚͉̹̺̹̈́̿̾́͛ť̫̳̤̳̝̮̓̀̽͑̄͟͠͡ͅe̸̹̪͈̯̳͈̍̀͋͌̅̒͛͢ṙ̨̢̧̮̖͙̦̤̊̄̿͂͜͠ș̨̰̤̩̩͔͒͂̆̋̈͌̚͞!̷̨̛̟̖͔̯̮̜̜̀͗̐͊ͅ!̪̺̙̫͍̬̮̘͂͗̋̃̈͗̆͂́̓!̨̡͖̜͓̣̇̃͒̽̈́̎̚͞
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The bubble tea place is within the eyeline of my regular coffee place and I feel like I have to hide around the corner so they aren’t disappointed with me.
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I see Malcolm Turnbull has a full on case of esprit de l’escalier, some five fucking years later.
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There are many things that have happened in history that I really want t o know the full story behind. Right now I can’t think of a single story I want to know all the details of more than the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference
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I certainly know some organisations that could stand to consider this sort of thing.
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Ok, Wallabies. Be like Biden. #bledisloe
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